The Goddam Panty Brigade

Casting couch is an ongoing  thing around here. Readers are incouraged to submit their own choices to stuff@goddamnpantybrigade.com

I’m lazy so I made an image xD

Some of the choices are obvious, but here it goes.

Lindsay Lohan as Garnet Gutterslut. This was such an easy choice, yet i kept avoiding it. Garnet is the kind of girl you either love or you hate with all convictions. She does what ever she wants, and forces others to do what she wants. I think this is the role LiLo was born for, seriously. she’s almost like garnets real world counterpart. if only she was more over the top and hot-blooded like Gar.

Michelle Trachtenberg as Lizzy Lobotomy. Ok so the reason i picked her was i could see her being Garnet’s only naysayer. i mean Lizzy is the hater of all haters, She’d rather be relaxing veging out playing some video game or another –  yet she’s Garnet’s best friend, why? cuz she’s the only one willing to stand up to her and put her in her place.

Rosario Dawnson as Kimmy Cancer. There is NO one, and i mean NO one who could pull of the filthy fucking rich yet geeky and  hawt collectible card game playing goddess that is Kimmy, other than Rosario Dawson. She’s a complicated charcter, shes soo rich yet she hangs around and practically lives with these group of punk rock troublemakers out her own free will. There;s a certain strong appeal in her as a charcter, and I think Ro’ could pull it off with class.

Emma Stone as Penny Pestilence. As far as Emma goes, i see her as this awkward comedic queen. Can you imagine her playing penny? Penny is  a disturbed individual, she wont think twice about drugging people, she’s obsessed with yaoi(Japanese man on man smut) like scarily obsessed. She’s this creepy awkwardness to her atht i think Emma could pull of in her own special way, and turn that creepiness into pure comedic gold!